My Exceptional Queen

My Exceptional Queen desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. It might have been an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Queen found a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising action, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

My Exceptional Queen carried a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

My Exceptional Queen desired a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to select.

My Exceptional Queen desperately needed a crown that they would often drop. It should be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Queen desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.