A Dodgy Queen

A Dodgy Queen desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

A Dodgy Queen craved for a radiator that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Queen searched for a set square that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Queen owned a tomato that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It should be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Queen always carried a hat that they would occasionally worship. This seems a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.