The Dodgy Queen

The Dodgy Queen craved for a bat that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Queen desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Queen always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Queen always kept a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Queen desperately craved for a cucumber to rub on his belly. This is certainly a funny thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Queen carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.