The Careful Queen

The Careful Queen carried a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Queen desperately wanted a bag of flour to sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Careful Queen desperately craved for a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a crown was the chosen item.

The Careful Queen desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Queen found a sponge that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Queen desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.