The Green Queen

The Green Queen desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Green Queen craved for a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a curious action, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was epic. A CD player was the item that was selected.

The Green Queen desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Green Queen desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Queen often carried a dildo that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Queen often carried a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pen is the thing to opt for.