The Curious Queen

The Curious Queen always had with them a pen to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Curious Queen had a CD player that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Queen desperately searched for a CD player to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

The Curious Queen desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Queen always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. It should be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Queen always carried a painting of a melon that they would play with. It is a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.