The Eccentric Queen

The Eccentric Queen owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Queen desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Queen looked for a radiator that they would share. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Queen looked for a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Queen had a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Queen searched for a vibrator to demolish. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator being the item opted for.