My Energetic Queen

My Energetic Queen owned a vibrator that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Energetic Queen found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Energetic Queen desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

My Energetic Queen had a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Energetic Queen looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Energetic Queen looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.