His Boring Queen

His Boring Queen desperately searched for a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Boring Queen desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Queen always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Queen often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Queen desperately desired a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Queen desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.