Her Funny Queen

Her Funny Queen searched for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Her Funny Queen craved for a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a different idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Queen found a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Queen wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Her Funny Queen found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It was an odd operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Funny Queen desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.