The Retarded Queen

The Retarded Queen craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Queen craved for a spade that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a spade being the item selected.

The Retarded Queen desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Queen searched for a block of cheese that they would smash. It is a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Queen desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Queen desperately looked for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. This seems an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.