The Lovely Queen

The Lovely Queen wanted a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Queen desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Queen desperately needed a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Queen desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often throw. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Queen needed a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.