The Troubled Queen

The Troubled Queen owned a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Queen desperately wanted a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A teapot being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Queen always carried a custard pie that they liked to play with. It is a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Queen always kept a teapot that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Queen often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Queen searched for a painting of a melon that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.