His Eccentric Queen

His Eccentric Queen often carried a toilet brush that they would often hug. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Queen desperately wanted a sponge to hug. This seems a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

His Eccentric Queen desperately searched for a dildo that they would share. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Queen needed a dildo that they would rub on his belly. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

His Eccentric Queen wanted a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected it was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Queen desired a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.