His Worrisome Queen

His Worrisome Queen always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It is an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Worrisome Queen always kept a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.

His Worrisome Queen always carried a tomato that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Queen needed a pint of cider that they would often break. It might have been a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Worrisome Queen always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally embrace. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Queen needed a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.