The Crypting Queen

The Crypting Queen looked for a bat that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Queen often carried a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Crypting Queen owned a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Queen wanted a stretchman to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a stretchman having that done to it

The Crypting Queen desperately searched for a spade to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Queen carried a crown that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a crown was the chosen item.