Her Exceptional Queen

Her Exceptional Queen desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Queen had a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Her Exceptional Queen searched for a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Her Exceptional Queen often carried a vibrator that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A vibrator being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Queen desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally play with. It should be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Queen desperately needed a bottle of coke to demolish. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was awesome. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.