The Anxious Queen

The Anxious Queen found a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Anxious Queen found a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen item.

The Anxious Queen desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Queen always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often throw. It would have been a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Queen always carried a piece of paper that they would often hug. It might have been a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Anxious Queen desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt it was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.