A Fucking Queen

A Fucking Queen always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Queen often carried a little monkey that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be fun. A little monkey being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Queen desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Queen always carried a can of coke that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an odd action, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Queen looked for a bat to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

A Fucking Queen desperately craved for a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a melon was the item that was chosen.