The Bewildered Queen

The Bewildered Queen desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Queen found a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Queen often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Queen desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Queen desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Queen desperately desired a Harry Potter wand to share. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.