Fucking Queen

Fucking Queen desperately craved for a wig that they would smash. It might have been an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Queen had a bat that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

Fucking Queen desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A helmet being the chosen item.

Fucking Queen desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Fucking Queen had a teapot that they liked to break. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Fucking Queen always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.