The Crazy Queen

The Crazy Queen found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Queen needed a bat that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Queen always had with them a dildo to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Queen looked for a condom that they would often play with. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Queen had a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who considered it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Crazy Queen craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.