My Foolish Queen

My Foolish Queen desired a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

My Foolish Queen always carried a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Queen searched for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Queen searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Queen desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.

My Foolish Queen desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.