Her Bum Loving Queen

Her Bum Loving Queen desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Queen desperately searched for a ball that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Queen craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Queen desperately needed a cucumber to hug. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Queen always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It was a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Queen desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.