My Bum Loving Queen

My Bum Loving Queen desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a different action, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Queen searched for a pen to eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen was the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Queen found a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Queen desperately searched for a can of coke to put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A can of coke having that done to it

My Bum Loving Queen carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a funny action, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Queen found a pen that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.