A Jolly Queen

A Jolly Queen desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Jolly Queen desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Queen often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Jolly Queen desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Queen desperately needed a stretchman to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Jolly Queen found a rubber johnny to demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.