The Cute Queen

The Cute Queen often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Queen always had with them a set square that they liked to demolish. It was a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was awesome. A set square is the thing to choose.

The Cute Queen owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Cute Queen wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Cute Queen desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Queen needed a mug that they would often worship. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.