so, i was pondering

is it gay if
and then realised, if u have ever starteda sentence with that
ure probably gay, and yes, its gay

but
bear with me
but but, i aint done yet - eminem plays in head

the more i contemplate writing the thought
the more it... i dunno, just doesnt seem as funny?
wording is key

so, ure siitn with friend
watching straight film
he asks 'just as im about to cum, can u peg me'
is that gay?
if he had a plug, or a girl, it'd be normal.. right?