Let It All Slide Off Your Back!
Spew late-night revelations! Shave your pubic hair! Invoke your Dark Side! Vandalize everything! Stand in the middle of traffic and dance! Return favors twofold and return malice fivefold! Play Monopoly and cheat your ass off! Make prank phone calls! Leave your fly open! Start a radio station! Shove weird pictures through late-night book and video drops! Defy TV! Denounce everybody! See through everything! Place disturbing classified ads in newspapers! Bleed on everything! Pick up stray telepathic thoughts! Piss in small, enclosed public places! Toss money at people! Alert people to their inherent beauty or ugliness! Put leaks in cups! Interrupt transmissions! Disappear for a few weeks! Copyright everything you see, say, or do! Rant! Stare hatefully at completely normal and boring people! Compete with your teacher in class! Stomp! Pretend that you're invisible! Revere the unpopular! Place weird ads in magazines! Believe in demons! Put Gutenberg to shame! Leave fingernail clippings everywhere you go! Tip the service generously but fuck with the management! Send letters to Hustler! Play devil's advocate! Defy classification! Get yourself on TV! Shoot rubber bands! Storm into bars and demand tap water! Wear prison clothes to work! Talk in your sleep! Express interest in everybody! Write commentary in the margins of unpurchased magazines! Switch labels on boxes! Start a church! Initiate breast feedings! Write several conflicting autobiographies! Wear elevator shoes! Play with mercury! Explore India Ink! Write a contract denying ALL responsibility and have everybody you meet sign it! Tell sick jokes! Be politically incorrect! Pit conservatives and liberals against each other! Start an obsessive collection! Invent more origami! Try not to notice that everyone resents you! Make love to anything! Try to put every external organ in your mouth! Be sleazy! Make up parables! Memorize mass murder facts! Develop a cramped and psychotic handwriting style! Explode fruit and vegetables! Make unintelligible phone calls to talk shows! Cultivate acne! Look normal -- BE insane! Infiltrate cliques and then destroy them! Record all conversation, save all letters, take pictures of everyone! Take a deep breath!
Found the above in my journal, dated Thursday, September 15, 2005. I don't think I wrote it. I probably found it on the 'net somewhere.
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