The Purple Reindeer

The Purple Reindeer searched for a condom that they would often drop. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Purple Reindeer searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Reindeer looked for a helmet to throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Reindeer desired a bat that they would often break. It would have been a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Reindeer desperately craved for a stretchman to embrace. It was considered to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Reindeer desperately searched for a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.