Red Reindeer

Red Reindeer always had with them a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was exciting. A sword is the item to choose.

Red Reindeer looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Red Reindeer desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Red Reindeer craved for a big sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Red Reindeer always carried a bottle of coke to play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Red Reindeer always had with them a condom that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.