Their Fat Reindeer

Their Fat Reindeer found a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

Their Fat Reindeer found a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Their Fat Reindeer owned a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Reindeer always kept a dildo that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Reindeer always kept a cup that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Fat Reindeer desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.