The Retarded Reindeer

The Retarded Reindeer desperately wanted a wig that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig having that done to it

The Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a set square being the item opted for.

The Retarded Reindeer always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.