Chinese Reindeer

Chinese Reindeer found a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Reindeer desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Chinese Reindeer always kept a bat that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Chinese Reindeer often carried a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Chinese Reindeer desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

Chinese Reindeer wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate It would be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.