A Horny Reindeer

A Horny Reindeer had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Reindeer had a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Horny Reindeer always kept a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Horny Reindeer desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Horny Reindeer wanted a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.