Colourful Reindeer

Colourful Reindeer craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Reindeer always kept a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Colourful Reindeer owned a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Reindeer wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Colourful Reindeer desired a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

Colourful Reindeer desperately wanted a ball to smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A ball of all things.