Their Retarded Reindeer

Their Retarded Reindeer craved for a wig that they sometimes smash. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Reindeer desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer often carried a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Reindeer always kept a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was awesome. A sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Reindeer craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes annihilate It might be a different exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.