The Depressed Reindeer

The Depressed Reindeer had a hat that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Reindeer found a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Reindeer desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Depressed Reindeer always carried a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Reindeer desperately craved for a sponge that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Reindeer often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.