My Big Reindeer

My Big Reindeer always kept a bag of flour that they would put on his head. This seems a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

My Big Reindeer always had with them a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. It is an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Big Reindeer desperately wanted a condom that they liked to drop. This could be considered a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

My Big Reindeer wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Big Reindeer searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

My Big Reindeer always carried a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.