The Bum Loving Reindeer

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. This seems a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately needed a mug to try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A mug is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer searched for a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original exercise, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was fun. A porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer owned a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.