The Handsome Reindeer

The Handsome Reindeer carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Reindeer always kept a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Handsome Reindeer carried a cucumber that they liked to play with. It should have been a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Handsome Reindeer searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Reindeer desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

The Handsome Reindeer carried a sponge that they would smash. It was a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.