His Gentle Reindeer

His Gentle Reindeer carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Reindeer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Reindeer desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Gentle Reindeer carried a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Reindeer needed a radiator that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Gentle Reindeer had a radiator to insert somewhere. This is certainly a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.