The Scary Reindeer

The Scary Reindeer searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Reindeer desired a can of Tango that they liked to smash. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Scary Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Reindeer carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Reindeer always carried a condom that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Scary Reindeer desired a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.