The Big Reindeer

The Big Reindeer looked for a Harry Potter wand to eat. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Big Reindeer had a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Big Reindeer always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Big Reindeer needed a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Reindeer owned a stapler that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Big Reindeer desired a teapot that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.