Their Blue Reindeer

Their Blue Reindeer desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Blue Reindeer desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Their Blue Reindeer had a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Reindeer wanted a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Their Blue Reindeer had a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a different thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Their Blue Reindeer desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.