Her Square Reindeer

Her Square Reindeer found a cup that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

Her Square Reindeer desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It was a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

Her Square Reindeer desperately wanted a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

Her Square Reindeer wanted a toilet brush to play with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Her Square Reindeer craved for a melon that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Reindeer desperately looked for a melon to worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a melon being the chosen item.