Bewildered Reindeer

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Bewildered Reindeer searched for a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Reindeer looked for a rubber chicken that they would throw. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Reindeer wanted a stapler that they would occasionally share. It is a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A stapler is the item to select.

Bewildered Reindeer found a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was epic. A radiator is the thing to select.

Bewildered Reindeer craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Bewildered Reindeer desperately desired a cucumber that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.