His Ugly Reindeer

His Ugly Reindeer always had with them a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

His Ugly Reindeer carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Reindeer had a set square that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a set square was the chosen thing.

His Ugly Reindeer always had with them a spade that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to select.

His Ugly Reindeer desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Ugly Reindeer desperately wanted a stapler that they would embrace. It is a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.