My Adventurous Reindeer

My Adventurous Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Reindeer desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

My Adventurous Reindeer owned a computer that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen thing.

My Adventurous Reindeer needed a set square to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

My Adventurous Reindeer carried a ball to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Adventurous Reindeer desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. It is a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.