A Little Reindeer

A Little Reindeer desperately desired a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It should be a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Little Reindeer carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Little Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

A Little Reindeer always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally annihilate It would be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Little Reindeer had a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a hat is the thing to select.

A Little Reindeer desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.